Guess how old I am?

You Are 34 Years Old

34 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe. 13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

::snicker::

Things you find going through old e-mails:

Well, that actually wouldn't raise my squick-o-meter too much. I've read some, though, that devolve into "and then his [body part] [verb] into his/her [body part] and then they [anatomically impossible action] and then the [secretion(s)] came gushing out like torrent of [bad simile]" by which point I've started scanning down to the end of the sex part hoping to pick up the plot again. I know many people find the above titillating, but to me... geez, that's about as titillating as Gray's Anatomy.

General questions, because I'm curious:

1. Do you ever read sexually explicit material?
   
2. What are some elements of well-written sex scenes?
   
3. What are some elements of badly-written sex scenes?
   
4. Do you ever write sexually explicit material?
   
5. How do you write it?
   
6. Why do you write it?