ext_6233 ([identity profile] snarkhunter.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] ciroccoj 2007-01-19 03:48 pm (UTC)

Oh my lord.

According to the Bible, God will intervene before we destroy ourselves, so why worry?

Yes. The Bible says exactly that. Book of Morons, Chapter 7, Verse 12. 'And when nuclear holocaust approacheth, the LORD shall stretch out his hand and say, "Thou shalt not blow up the world." Then His angels shall taketh all nuclear warheads to and send them to the depths.'

(Unless the person means that the End Times will come, and if that's the case, I'd say worrying is very much in order. But maybe that's just me, being a godless heathen liberal and all. I need to worry, see.)

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