I'll move into your compound. :-P The poverty level at Phoenix was shocking; in eighth grade, we used a physics text book from 1973. Listen to what I just found out: the kids in the Honors classes at the middle school? Have to PAY FOR THEIR OWN TEXTBOOKS. In PUBLIC SCHOOL. Because the state doesn't support honors programs, because they're "above Regent level."

Education. Boy, I don't know.

(And I'll fund your compound with the billions of dollars i make off the sale of my first novel/screenplay/stageplay/teleplay/book of short stories/book of poetry/whatever.)