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ciroccoj ([personal profile] ciroccoj) wrote2011-10-09 10:45 am

Dear Spam:

No, I do not want a larger penis, I do not want to be involved in a Most Discreet financial Arrangement with Mrs. Isaac Limopopo of the Democratic Republic of Usmurundi, and I do not want to Impress her With my STAMINA. I am neither male nor gullible.

If you could offer me a way to shave 3 minutes off my 3.2K time, I'd be all over that one :/