Going Jesus Part II!

OK, you know how every year I get the overwhelming urge to post a link to

Going Jesus: The Cavalcade of Bad Nativities?

Well, once again this year I cannot resist awesome the power of the Cavalcade link, but here's an added bonus!

It Came Upon a Midnight Weird: The Cavalcade of Bad Nativities II!

Not as funny as the first set, IMHO, but still good for quite a few chortles. Eg:

Excerpts:

• I’m pretty sure the one on the far left isn’t supposed to be the silhouette of two people playing pattycake over a tiki lamp. But what do I know.
  
  
• were you born in a barn?
  ...and, if so, was it accompanied by a fiddle player and a strange Dolly Parton-esque angel? Were you visited by the three wise cowpokes?
  
  
• Is it just me, or does it seem kind of rude to have a rousing game of paddleball using the holy family?