Panting the morning away

[ciroccoj]

So, the Pants meme: randomly select twenty songs from your playlist and add "In My Pants" to each song title.

1. BJ Don't Cry In My Pants, but if you must, don't wipe your nose in there when you're done
   
2. All Along the Watchtower In My Pants, well yeah, 'cause all along the watchtower without my pants would get me arrested
   
3. Bullet the Blue Sky In My Pants, mhhmwha?
   
4. Civil War In My Pants, 'cause the brain goes one way, libido goes the other
   
5. Dead Horse In My Pants, eeeeeewwww!
   
6. Desire In My Pants, well duh
   
7. Don't Cry In My Pants; BJ, come on, man, pull yourself together!
   
8. Hope and Memory In My Pants, that sounds kinda poetic, don't you think?
   
9. Double Talkin' Jive In My Pants
   
10. The Return of the King In My Pants, VIGGO!! DARLING!!! YES!!!
    
11. Fernando In My Pants
    
12. Garden In My Pants, oh that's where those chia seeds went!
    
13. A Thousand Years In My Pants, oh, gross!
    
14. Into the West In My Pants, huh? is this some euphemism for 'going south'?
    
15. Lothlorien In My Pants, mmm, nummy, elfsex orgy :)
    
16. Pride in My Pants, or In the Name of Love In My Pants, self-explanatory, I'd think.
    
17. The Bridge Of Khazad Dum In My Pants, arrows, orcs, goblins, and the Balrog. In. My. Pants.
    
18. The Name Of The Game In My Pants
    
19. The Steward of Gondor in my pants, or Billy Boyd In My Pants – I'll take Billy Boyd, thanks :)
    
20. Treebeard In My Pants, and oy vey, the splinters!

Comments

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA! Chia seeds.Oy vey SPLINTERS!!!

*tears roll down face*

thanks.

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

Okay, I've got one more than one for you:

My Girl Just Wants to Party All the Time in your pants

Saturday Night Fever in your pants

Free Bird in your pants

Blue Moon in your pants

Clare de Lune dans tu pantalon

Pavane pour Infante Defunt dans tu pantalon

...okay, the last two are definitely a sign that I am engaging in avoidance behavior here... I need to go do my taxes. ::sigh::

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

Saturday Night Fever in your pants
::snicker:: Something to look forward to on the weekends ;)

the last two are definitely a sign that I am engaging in avoidance behavior here
Hey, you had six; I had twenty. Who's the bigger avoider here?