ciroccoj: (wonder)
ciroccoj ([personal profile] ciroccoj) wrote2010-12-27 11:19 pm

Glorious insanity crossover: Beowulf/?

Up then came / a worthy warrior,
Oak-tall, oak-strong / shorn-locked, short-shaven,
Dark as leather / dyed in walnut;
Clad in canvas / white as moonlight.
Up he strode / fearless, noble,
where Geatlings gathered. / Scorning arms
He spoke these words: / "Look upon me.
Now upon yourselves. / Again upon me.
You are not me." / Deep his voice
Like thunder's cry / or breath of God.
Woe to the warriors! / How they trembled!
Then again spoke / the white-garbed warrior:
"Nor have your coats / the smell of me,
For rather smell you / of maidens' nosegays
Or worse, of dead fish / silver fish hand-caught."


Name that epic hero!

[identity profile] linaelyn.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Holds he the pass / the righteous ticket
To that event/ that thing you love
Now, become adamant / a bowl of diamonds
Equestrian sudden / he's on a horse!

[identity profile] linaelyn.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh wow! I didn't realize when I replied that it was a Yuletide entry, and the author continued, only MUCH better and longer!

[identity profile] ciroccoj.livejournal.com 2010-12-28 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO - but yours is so much better! Not that

"What is in your hands?"
Asked the warrior / the white-clad warrior.
"They are in my hands: / twenty swords
Of noble lineage / given by kings,

isn't funny as hell, but I gotta say, "To that event / that thing you love" is brilliant!!