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ciroccojDaniel: Mama, did you take my Bionicle during Justin's nap?
Me: Nope.
Daniel: (Long silence. Then, very slowly) You said you didn't take it. I know I didn't take it. Justin was asleep, so he couldn't take it. And Daddy was working, so he definitely couldn't take it. So... (eyes widening) Toy Story is REAL.
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Chris' stepmother, stepbrother, and sister are visiting, and we're talking about the kids. Somebody mentions me being the only female in the house, and I comment, "Actually, Justin is very feminine in many ways. No really - he loves to play with his kitchen, and take care of dolls, and he wants to take ballet, and whenever he picks pull-ups he always picks the pink ones with the flowers... he's very feminine."
Chris says, "Yeah, but then he beats the crap out of everything around him and destroys and makes everything into a weapon. So he's got a lot of masculine too. He's really got both. (thinks for a minute) He's a lesbian. That's what he is - my son is a lesbian."
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Chris just took the Postmodernist Quiz, and came up with:
You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the
postmodernists, you collect avant-garde
Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal
articles for breakfast. You positively live
for theory. It really doesn't matter what
kind, as long as the words are big and the
paragraph breaks few and far between.
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
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His reaction upon seeing his result: "She's HOT! Go me!"
Me: Nope.
Daniel: (Long silence. Then, very slowly) You said you didn't take it. I know I didn't take it. Justin was asleep, so he couldn't take it. And Daddy was working, so he definitely couldn't take it. So... (eyes widening) Toy Story is REAL.
Chris' stepmother, stepbrother, and sister are visiting, and we're talking about the kids. Somebody mentions me being the only female in the house, and I comment, "Actually, Justin is very feminine in many ways. No really - he loves to play with his kitchen, and take care of dolls, and he wants to take ballet, and whenever he picks pull-ups he always picks the pink ones with the flowers... he's very feminine."
Chris says, "Yeah, but then he beats the crap out of everything around him and destroys and makes everything into a weapon. So he's got a lot of masculine too. He's really got both. (thinks for a minute) He's a lesbian. That's what he is - my son is a lesbian."
Chris just took the Postmodernist Quiz, and came up with:
You are a Theory Slut. The true elite of the
postmodernists, you collect avant-garde
Indonesian hiphop compilations and eat journal
articles for breakfast. You positively live
for theory. It really doesn't matter what
kind, as long as the words are big and the
paragraph breaks few and far between.
What kind of postmodernist are you!?
brought to you by Quizilla
His reaction upon seeing his result: "She's HOT! Go me!"
