Cirocco Jones

Obvious blinking neon lights of badficage, Part XXV:

• Summary line reads I don't know why I like dark peoms, but I do.
  
  
• Summary line reads hope INSTAND MESSAGING stories are alright, will someone please tell me if they are not because when I read the terms it didnt say they werent specifically!
  
  
• Title is "Your The Music In Me"
  Summary line reads Hermione has always been the bookworm and she hates it so over the summer she changes.Will this change bring troulble or will this change bring love

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And now, good fic:

Bedtime Story by emiime
Summary: Arthur Weasley tells his sons a bedtime story.
Genre: Humour.
Rating: G
Warnings: I think the author has children.
Excerpts:
All right. Percy, don't let George slip off the chair. There you are. Hold onto him tightly.
Not that tightly.

Yes, Molly is Mummy's first name. Bill, don't hit your brother. He is not stupid for not knowing Mummy's name.
Percy, stop sniffling, please. Use your handkerchief.

No, I was with my mummy, and your mummy was with her mummy.
Yes, I suppose that is an awful lot of mummies.
That's right, Bill, there are mummies in Egypt, but they are a different sort of mummy. They're all wrapped up in bandages.
Yes, George, I see your bandage. That was quite a scrape you got. But I'm afraid you'll need much more than just that one bandage before you'll look like a mummy.
No, you may not use the toilet roll.