Cirocco Jones

... and fools seldom differ. Saw both of these on crack_van today:

medie's and tamalinn's .

Hee :)

So of course I had to go back to where it all started, THE SECRET DIARY OF LEGOLAS SON OF WEENUS.

Excerpt:
Day One: Went to Council of Elrond. Was prettiest person there. Agreed to follow some tiny little man to Mordor to throw ring into volcano. Very important mission - gold ring so tacky.

And after I went there, naturally I had to re-visit some of the other Secret Diaries of Cassandra Claire.

Excerpt, from Gandalf's Diary:
Day Two: Bilbo's Birthday party improved by substantial amount of hobbit weed. Everyone sho nice. Bilbo nice too. Lights sho pretty. Frodo not bad either. Hobbits sho cuddly. Whups. Fellover.

The summary speaks for itself: "Twelve Valentines from the year 2006, not to be taken too seriously. Pairing-wise, there's HP/DM, LM/NM, HP/RW, RW/DM, SS/HP, SS/NL, DM/PP, HP/GW, LM/HG, and RW/HG. Did I forget anything?"

Excerpt:
To: Lucius Malfoy
From: Narcissa Malfoy

My dear husband,

Happy Valentine's Day. I'm sorry you have to work late again, but of course I understand the demands of your current position. I just wanted to remind you that I wasn't born yesterday and that I'm the only one with a key to your Gringott's vault for the duration of your probation period.

A Dozen Valentines