lawyers and rocks and mel and bush and cheney, oh my

[ciroccoj]

Good mood today.

My house is clean - the woman my mom contacted for me came and cleaned for 5 hours yesterday, and yea verily, it was Good.

Got a letter from our lawyers. The other side wants to settle. It's for a hell of a lot less than we're ready to accept, but it's nice that they don't seem to want to drag it out any more than we do.

Have learned to laugh without damaging myself. It has to do with bracing and laughing differently than normal (can't explain it any better than that) so if I'm taken by surprise I still hurt like hell, but at least I can follow humorous links without (much) fear.

Which is good, because my friend Sarah posted a bunch of hilarious links on her blog.

OK, first of all? heathers, it's not just food: Who knew rocks could be so sexy.

Next, anybody heading out to the movies this weekend, here's Thirteen Evil Things to do at a showing of The Passion, from Stone Mirror.

And after you watch it, check out Christ Demands Creative Control over Next Movie. My favourite quote:

Continued Christ: "Even with the top-notch screenplay Ron and I are writing, I'll still need a great director to make the script shine. Unfortunately, Gore Verbinski is already committed to Pirates Of The Caribbean 2.


And finally, from Tbogg, Perky Happy Fuzzy Baby Bunnies for Bush.



Perky Happy Fuzzy Baby Bunnies for Bush

The new and improved Ben Shapiro (see the picture: happy! shiny! unsullied by a woman's hoo-ha!) thinks the President (white guy, Christian, sometimes doesn't show up for work...that guy) needs a good slogan:

This message needs to be honed and emphasized. The new slogan adopted by the Bush administration -- "Steady Leadership in Times of Change" -- needs to go. The slogan aches of uncertainty and fear. It sounds like an investment ad. The Bush administration needs something bold, optimistic and colorful: "A new American sunrise." Or "America rising." Or "America on the ascent."

Let's help, okay?:

"America! It's not just for heterosexuals any more...Okay. Actually it is..."

"If you're reading this, 9/11 wasn't so bad now, was it?"

"America: Where everyman is a Burger Structural Engineer ...now"

"Bush 2004:Less jobs! More free time to surf porn..."

"I lead. You follow. Why think?"

"It's morning in America...and only Jenna Bush is hungover"

"America: It's SuperHalliburtonExxonDOMAdocious!"

"Bush and Dick. The way God intended."

...

and after over 300 entries, here were the finalists:


Our grand prize winner is actually a tie between S. Schultz and the mysteriously named "nowhack" for their submission:

Bush/Cheney: Five out of nine Supreme Court Justices agree!

Runners-up:

Bush & Cheney: Keeping America Terrorist-Free Since Sept. 12, 2001.
--Curt Marwitz

Bush 04: Let's have a Greater Depression!
--Sean Stone

Bush/Cheney: We Will Never Forget the Lessons of 9/11. Meanwhile, Keep Shopping.
-- John MacDonald

Bush in 2004: For Everyone Who Ever Wanted to One-Up Their Father
-- Nothing Productive

Bush - Strong enough for a man but made for a woman...No WAIT!!!
-- Scott Stansberry

Are You Better Off Now Than You Were Four Y...Uh, I Mean, Than You Were Two...Um, Make That Six Mon...Well, Look, You're Doing OK, Right?
-- Doug G.

Bush/Cheney '04: Or the gays, teachers, and terrorists win!
-- Eric Brewer

Just Like Reagan - Only Dumber and Meaner
-- Eugene Oregon

Bush 2004:Deeply disturbed by what gays are doing, ignorant of what he is doing.
–- Jake Jensen

"George W. Bush: Not his father's wimp."
–- bizutti

Bush/Cheney '04 - Not Completely a Fiasco!
–- Lo Ping Wong

America: because freedom is for Canadians.
–- August Pollack

Rainy Days Mean God is Crying for a Gay Marriage Banning Amendment
–- Monica Witt

A Car in Every Garage, A Chicken in Every Pot; A Manufacturing Job in Every MacDonald's
–- Monica Witt

BUSH: A Man, a plan, a codpiece
–- Mark G

America: Alabama Writ Large.
-- Dr. BDH

The Bush administration: Come for the pasty, rich white guys, stay for the second term queer bashing!
-- Generik Wilson

No Bush-No War … Know Bush-Know War
-- David Currie

Liberty, equality, justice -- yeah, we've heard of those."
-- Bob Clayton

"About our achievements ... Look! Queers!"
– Bob Clayton

Bush/Cheney: Because the truth just isn't as much fun.
–- Laura Lewis

"Bush/Cheney, Keeping Us Safe: Terrorists will not attack us and kill 2800 innocent people on our soil and destroy the WTC and smash the Pentagon more than once on OUR watch!"
–- Rogue Planet

Comments

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

>>Next, anybody heading out to the movies this weekend, here's Thirteen Evil Things to do at a showing of The Passion, from Stone Mirror.<<

You have SO made my morning. And we are SO going to hell for this.

Medee
Vote Munch/Fin in '04
"Anything else is just messed up."

[bear.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, Gore Verbinski is already committed to Pirates Of The Caribbean 2.

::snortgiggle::

My favorite slogan, though, is "Bush and Dick: The way God intended." :)

[ex-stonemir.livejournal.com]

Take a number.