I would very much like lightning to strike me and take me out in a blaze of glory before I die of absolute boredom.
Alternatively, I would like the textbook written by the Most Boring Prof in the Universe (MBPU) to not reflect its author so very, very much.
On the bright side, I won't have much trouble getting all my readings done for my Globalization class; it's so interesting that I use it as a carrot to urge myself to keep reading MBPU's book:
10 more pages and you get to read Globalization!!
Nine more pages!
Eight more pages!
Seven and a half more pages!
Seven and one quarter more pages!
Are these pages getting longer?
Oh god. They are.
Seven more pages! You can do it!
Screw it. I'm dying. ::grab Globalization and heave a huge sigh of relief::
Alternatively, I would like the textbook written by the Most Boring Prof in the Universe (MBPU) to not reflect its author so very, very much.
On the bright side, I won't have much trouble getting all my readings done for my Globalization class; it's so interesting that I use it as a carrot to urge myself to keep reading MBPU's book:
10 more pages and you get to read Globalization!!
Nine more pages!
Eight more pages!
Seven and a half more pages!
Seven and one quarter more pages!
Are these pages getting longer?
Oh god. They are.
Seven more pages! You can do it!
Screw it. I'm dying. ::grab Globalization and heave a huge sigh of relief::