Another one for the 'duh' category

Gee, what a shock: How computers make our kids stupid: There's growing evidence that too much cyber-time dumbs down our children.

Fic quote:
"Draco, are you saying that you never took your N.E.W.T.s?"

"Was rather busy infiltrating the Dark Lord's inner circle at the time, Potter. I got a great education in skinning techniques, though. And demon summoning. I can summon a great huge old nasty demon any time you want one."

"I'd rather we skipped it if it's all the same to you."

"I thought you'd feel that way. Most people do. Not the most practical education, as it turns out."

and

"I don't think I want the chair off in another room where it could be up to anything and we wouldn't see it."

"Draco, you do realize that we're talking about a chair? An inanimate object? With no previous record of evil deeds?"

"You think I don't know that this sounds crazy? Fine, you can just scurry along with your army of Aurors and leave me here to deal with the evil chair. But when you have to explain to the Ministry why they don't have a witness because I'm dead in my own house with chair marks around my neck, you'll wish you'd listened to me."

Harry had no idea how to argue with logic like that.