The Painters Are Done!!!

That is all.

::sprays tonic water onto screen::

From stephantom, here's a link to some Harry Potter fic summaries sure to intrigue even the most world-weary ficreader. A small sample:

• Arwen Undomiel and Elessar Telcontar (Aragorn) had to give up their son, Eldarion, for his own safety. Gandalf took him and hid him in the wizarding world, as out favourite scar headed hero.
  
  
• Harry, Ron and Hermione have always been a threesome. Not a twosome, and not a onesom. When Hermione gets stuck between them trouble starts. (Cirnote: Ouch. I can imagine. But I'd rather not.)
  
  
• Death can take it's toll. Ron lies dying as Professor Wood tries seducing Ron's girfriend, Hermione. Does she have the heart to tell her dying Ron that she kissed Wood back? What will happen once Ron's gone?
  
  
• Annie Mchollan has always despided Malfoy with all her loust (Cirnote: I can't even begin to figure out what that one means.)
  
  
• I suck a summaries so spear me. (Cirnote: Sure thing!)

::boil:: ::boil::

Was supposed to be putting the house together, post-painting. Didn't. Too bloody hot. Temperature: 30.3°C (86.5°F). Humidex: 40.3°C (104.5°F).

Made ice-cream, talked about Romeo and Juliet, watched Cosmos and The Day After Tomorrow, and sweltered.

Too bloody hot. Will hide at library tomorrow.