Nightmare After Christmas

Just had a nightmare that Chris let the local zoo board a lion, a gibbon, and a few other animals, and then let the local religious retreat board two evangelical Christians, at our home to await Christmas Day. They were all very nice and polite guests and the lion lounged on our dining room table very quietly. The nightmare part of it was that I suddenly realized it was January 2 and the gibbon had run off presumably to seek out an albino gibbon living in the wild just outside our home, the lion had not eaten since he got here, and the Christians had mysteriously disappeared.

Clearly, I have watched Madagascar too many times.