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May. 12th, 2006 08:24 pmO.J. Simpson pulls white Bronco prank in pay-per-view TV show.
OMG! Isn't that just hilarious?! O.J. Simpson, father of two kids whose mom was brutally murdered, pretending to try to sell the white Bronco he used to try to flee from the police when they wanted to arrest him for the crime. Man, that's funny. I wonder if he can get the bloody glove back from evidence, he could try to sell it too! And it would be totally hysterical if he could work something into his sales pitch like "They tend to shrink a little if you get blood on them, but don't worry, you can stretch them right back out again!" I know I'd be rolling in the aisles over that one!
... some days I really wonder why the human race bothers to get out of bed in the morning.
Edit: Oh for god's sake - sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but whoever it was that sent me a rather huffy anonymous comment stating that the OJ thing was not funny... it's called sarcasm. Personally I think this is about as funny as polyps - hence my use of the "yuck" icon, "nauseated" mood, and comment about the human race at the end. It doesn't make me think less of OJ - frankly, not much could - but it does make me think less of people in general, considering how many people must have thought this is a good idea in order for it to get to be a pay-per-view special.
OMG! Isn't that just hilarious?! O.J. Simpson, father of two kids whose mom was brutally murdered, pretending to try to sell the white Bronco he used to try to flee from the police when they wanted to arrest him for the crime. Man, that's funny. I wonder if he can get the bloody glove back from evidence, he could try to sell it too! And it would be totally hysterical if he could work something into his sales pitch like "They tend to shrink a little if you get blood on them, but don't worry, you can stretch them right back out again!" I know I'd be rolling in the aisles over that one!
... some days I really wonder why the human race bothers to get out of bed in the morning.
Edit: Oh for god's sake - sorry, I don't mean to be rude, but whoever it was that sent me a rather huffy anonymous comment stating that the OJ thing was not funny... it's called sarcasm. Personally I think this is about as funny as polyps - hence my use of the "yuck" icon, "nauseated" mood, and comment about the human race at the end. It doesn't make me think less of OJ - frankly, not much could - but it does make me think less of people in general, considering how many people must have thought this is a good idea in order for it to get to be a pay-per-view special.
