I Made Bambi Sad

Update on our country song existence: Our house is slightly less sty-like, we have running water of both temperatures and filtered in the kitchen, our toilet flushes like a dream, my dead car was towed to the garage, where they apologetically informed me that they "might have to keep it overnight" (hey, it's been dead like three weeks, it's obviously not a huge priority), I fetched our other car by biking down to Dow's Lake and discovered that it's no longer crazy-talk to think of making the trip with the kids, and Chris begins his new job on Wednesday. The banjos have left the building.

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I am very very very uncomfortably full.

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I have sound files for the following songs:

I Am My Own Grandpa
The Streak
I Shot Bambi's Mother
The Frantics - Boot To THe Head
Monty Python - Lumberjack Song
Purple People Eater
Spike Jones - Beep Beep
Bob Rivers - Feeling Boobies
The Vagina Song
The Arrogant Worms - The Assuming Song
The Frantics - Driving Chicks Mad
The CN Tower
Dead Alewives - Dungeons and Dragons
Nash Rambler
Dennis Leary - Asshole
Picard Rap
William Shatner Blooper Reel
Rodeo Song
The Frantics - A Piece of Pie

Anybody who wants one of them, drop me a line and I'll ysi them - and throw in the lyrics if I have them, too :)