Italy v. France

( If you care and haven't seen the World Cup Final and wish to watch it later, please don't click here )

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There are so many reasons I love Chris. Here are two:


Commentator: ::blither blither::
Chris: Oh my god, did you hear what he just said?!
Me: What?
Chris: "He went straight into the backside of Thierry and decided to have another go!"
Me: ::pillow hit::


::two Italian players are watching a team-mate who's about to take a penalty kick, one player standing behind the other, both arms around him and resting his chin on the other guy's shoulder, the other guy leaning back against him::
Chris: Aw, look at them, watching their team-mate and dreaming of when they will make sweet, sweet love after the game...
Me: ::pillow hit::