Stuff and nonsense

• Copied from 13oct:
  ( Before I was a Mom... )
  
  
  
• Star Wars Episode III MST3K In Our Home:
  Anakin: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count.
  Me: And my hands have halved!
  
  Yoda: Careful you must be when sensing the future, Anakin. The fear of loss is a path to the Dark Side.
  Chris: ::sigh:: Everything is a path to the Dark Side, man, come on, give it a rest.
  
  Obi-Wan: (to Anakin) Good-bye, old friend. May the Force be with you.
  Chris: You'll most likely kill me in the morning.
  
  Darth Vader: I couldn't have! She was alive! I felt her! She was alive! It's impossible! No!!! ::stumbles forward, leans back, screams up at the sky::
  Me: KHAAAN!!
  
  
• Went to the sugarbush on Easter Monday and mmmmm, maple. Pancakes, maple muffins, maple cookies, maple butter, mmmaple. Hideously expensive, though. We bypassed the wagon ride and just did the hike through the bushes, looking at the different trees and the sap lines and all that neat stuff. At one point, Chris pointed out a small tree that had apparently somehow snapped from its base but was still being propped up by the larger trees around it, so that it hadn't fallen down but was still semi-upright, hanging suspended.
  
  Chris: Boys! Come look! Wow, these are rare. OK, now, I want you to stand over there - careful, now, don't get too close to this tree. OK, now, look at this tree ::starts approaching the tree cautiously as the boys look on curiously:: You know what type of tree this is? This is a very special kind of tree ::slowly walks a bit closer, putting his hand out in front of him:: and the reason you can't go too fast near this tree is that if you do, all of a sudd- ::stops short and looks a bit stunned:: you'll SMACK up against the trunk, the trunk of the Great North American Half-Invisible Tree.
  
  
• Chris: Didn't you just do your nails?
  Me: No, I was going to, but I didn't.
  Chris: Oh. I thought you had the polish in the car.
  Me: Yeah, I did. I started to, but then I realized why people don't normally do their nails in a moving car.
  Chris: You know, I kinda wondered about that. But then I thought, hey, wow, I've really married a girl.
  Me: Right - I don't own any lipstick and cut my hair about once every four years, but I can do a French manicure in a moving car?
  Chris: I thought it was like you're an Idiot Savant of Girl. But I guess instead...
  Me: Oh, don't say it.
  Chris: ... you're just an idiot.
  
  
• A meme! This one comes via tudorlady and clearbell:
  
  We all have things about our friends that make us slightly envious. Not in a bad way, but in a 'Wow! I wish I had that person's hair/eyes/money/relationship/wardrobe/whatever.'
  
  So tell me what about me makes you envy me... then if you feel like it, post this in your LJ and see what makes me envious of you.