ROFLMAO!!

Les Miserables. No, really.

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear

... but much more for the touch of your whips dear...

If anyone knows what that's from, kudos to you. Hints below:

• Tango: Maureen, from Rent.
  
• Le Tango de Roxanne, from Moulin Rouge.
  
• Cell Block Tango, from Chicago.
  
• Tango from Scent of a Woman.
  
• Tango with Alan Rickman, help me out here 'cause I have no idea where it's from, just that there's a heck of a lot of driving before they get to the tango part, and just who is driving that car, anyway?

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