Ah, home again

Me: Hey, you know Palin, McCain's VP choice? (we left town right after he picked her, and so missed the last several days of hoopla)
Chris: Yeah?
Me: You know how she's got five kids, and the youngest is four months old? Some folks are saying the youngest isn't really hers; it's actually her teenage daughter's.
Chris: Oh come on.
Me: Yeah, well there were some pictures of her from about six months ago, when she would've been seven months pregnant, and she doesn't look pregnant.
Chris: But that's just like those people who've been saying Obama's Muslim.
Me: Well, the pictures are pretty convincing. If they're not doctored. Although there's some where she does look pregnant. You know what I think, though?
Chris: What?
Me: I think Palin wasn't pregnant, the baby was her daughter's, Obama is a Muslim, and he's the baby's father.
Chris: Oooh! Yeah!
(much later)
Chris: No, you know what we really need? We need pictures of Obama, from about six months ago. I bet the baby's, like, really his.