Priorities

Justin gazes thoughtfully at his history book, after reading about castles: "Wow. This castle's a lot nicer than our home. Except it's not, because we have a TV."

Love my kids so much

Chris is reading brain-teaser questions to Justin, who got a set of them for Christmas from their grandparents.

Chris: OK, here's one: "Two nurses were going for lunch. One nurse is the mother of the other nurse's daughter. How could this be possible?"
Justin: (immediately) They're gay.

( Which works, by the way, but the card had another answer )