Overheard

Daniel: (talking to Justin)...and after that is the Great Chamber Pot of Destruction.
Me: What?
Daniel: But that's not for a while; they're in the small intestine right now.
Me: What are you talking about?
Daniel: This race I made up. They believe the entire universe is in the digestive system of a giant beast.
Me: And the end is called what?
Daniel: The Great Chamber Pot of Destruction. It's not quite as impressive as Judgment Day.