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Agent Mulder: They lie.
Dear Springtime in Ottawa:
Early spring is not an attractive time in Canada. The trees are bare, the grass is brown, and there are still small piles of sad-looking grey snow dotted here and there, many of them starting to give up the treasures that were deposited in them over the long winter by carefree pet owners.
It is now May. The grass is green, the tulips are in bloom. Enough already with the eau-de-defrosted-dogpoo scent, OK?
No love,
My nose
Dear Springtime in Ottawa:
Early spring is not an attractive time in Canada. The trees are bare, the grass is brown, and there are still small piles of sad-looking grey snow dotted here and there, many of them starting to give up the treasures that were deposited in them over the long winter by carefree pet owners.
It is now May. The grass is green, the tulips are in bloom. Enough already with the eau-de-defrosted-dogpoo scent, OK?
No love,
My nose
