The ten day meme

I actually cannot remember the last time I did a meme. Well, here goes, Day One:

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot sometimes.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession

1. You know, he's waited for you for a year, and he's never pressured you. You should give him a break.
   
2. You know, you've waited for her for a year. Move on.
   
3. You're so much better at this emotional support stuff than you think you are.
   
4. Despite the painfulness of the whole thing, one of the best things that's happened to me in the last five years is getting rid of you in my life.
   
5. You have the patience of a saint. And you deserve much better than what you've got.
   
6. Wow, if you were a fictional character, I would be in love with you. Your witty sarcasm, overwhelming arrogance, bluntness, stubbornness, and unapologetic championing of your own interests remind me at various times of Mary Vance, Draco Malfoy, Rey Curtis, B'Elanna Torres... I could go on. Unfortunately, you're a real person, so I just think you're a bit of a jerk :(
   
7. I miss you.
   
8. You're not making her jealous; you're only making her sad. That's why she's not calling you to hang out with you as much.
   
9. Continually beating somebody down until they agree with you is not the same as convincing them that you were right all along. It just makes them resent the fact that winning is more important to you than they are.
   
10. I'm so proud of you.

Justin explains his Father's Day card

"And that's Daddy, riding on a flock of bacon, and that's one of the many cities that he's going to conquer."