Words of wisdom from Tony Campolo

"Conservatives & liberals need each other: conservatives maintain lines that should never be crossed, while liberals destroy many lines that should never have existed."

"Mixing church & state is a lot like mixing ice cream & cow manure. It doesn't do much to the cow manure, but it sure does mess up the ice cream."

Ah, random teenagers

::snicker::

Honey, I'll admit you looked mighty sexxy biking down that hill. Scruffy black curls swept back by the wind - no silly-looking bike helmet for you - jawline artfully stubbly, legs cocked in that "Ima coastin' down the hill, too cool to peddle" position, Eminem blaring foul-mouthedly from your cranked iPod, sitting back, one hand on the bike handle while the other one text-messaged something no doubt ultrahip and all rebel-like.

Sexxy took a back seat to silly, though, the moment you skidded off the path and nearly crashed into a tree because you were too cool to watch where the path curved. The squawk was a nice touch, too. Just sayin'.