Did you know Ottawa has the largest IKEA store in all of Canada?

Daniel thinks it's silly that the Civilisation games only allow one unique power to each civilisation (eg, Rome has the power of Roman Roads, better than all other roads, Japan has Honour, China has Myriads, or strength in numbers). He thinks there should be one special ability for ancient times and one for modern times. So, for example, ancient Vikings should have awesome power of Raid, doubling what they get from pillaging, and the modern Vikings should have the power of IKEA.

Me: So... cheap catapults that they assemble onsite? They come with their own little pegs and everything?
Daniel: No, catapults that can fling crappy furniture at the enemy!
Justin: No, fling IKEA stores at the enemy!
Daniel: The whole store! You can't dodge it, it's too huge!
Justin: And the last thing the enemy sees coming at them is "SWEDISH FOR COMMON SENSE"!
Daniel: The worst last thing they'll ever see!