Discovering sex
May. 16th, 2005 10:49 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ciroccojWatching the Discovery channel last night we stumbled across a British (I think) show about animals and unusual mating habits (e.g. male pregnancies, hermaphrodism, and other conditions that infest the world of fanfic). And there was a bit of squicky sex humour prompted by the show:
Show host: Sex seems like such a simple thing: boy meets girl, boy has sex with girl, girl has baby. But in the animal world, it's often much more complex: boy meets girl, boy bites off and eats own penis, boy has sex with girl with second penis, girl eats boy.
Chris (don't ask how we segued into this): Wouldn't that just be horrible? Finding your partner's lover's pubic hair in your own mouth after oral sex?
Chris (re. the (human) male inability to urinate while aroused): Because you know, males are built so they can't come and go at the same time.
Show host: Sex seems like such a simple thing: boy meets girl, boy has sex with girl, girl has baby. But in the animal world, it's often much more complex: boy meets girl, boy bites off and eats own penis, boy has sex with girl with second penis, girl eats boy.
Chris (don't ask how we segued into this): Wouldn't that just be horrible? Finding your partner's lover's pubic hair in your own mouth after oral sex?
Chris (re. the (human) male inability to urinate while aroused): Because you know, males are built so they can't come and go at the same time.
