D&D Quotes
Jun. 18th, 2005 05:43 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ciroccojFour players today, ages 5-11.
DM (Chris): So, the villagers start to cheer your victory, and the barman takes a keg out from behind the bar, and says, "Drinks are on the house!"
Player 1: I get a drink!
Player 2: Me too!
Player 3: Me too!
DM: OK, everybody who's taking a drink gets -1 on their intelligence, dexterity, and wisdom.
Player 4 (Justin): I get lots of alcohol!
DM: Take three points off your intelligence, dexterity, and wisdom.
DM: So what do you do now?
Player: I lean back.
DM: What do you do with your foot?
Player: What?
DM: Do you leave it in the cemetery, draw it back, what?
Player: I leave it in. No, I take it out.
DM: So... you do the hokey-pokey?
DM (Chris): So, the villagers start to cheer your victory, and the barman takes a keg out from behind the bar, and says, "Drinks are on the house!"
Player 1: I get a drink!
Player 2: Me too!
Player 3: Me too!
DM: OK, everybody who's taking a drink gets -1 on their intelligence, dexterity, and wisdom.
Player 4 (Justin): I get lots of alcohol!
DM: Take three points off your intelligence, dexterity, and wisdom.
DM: So what do you do now?
Player: I lean back.
DM: What do you do with your foot?
Player: What?
DM: Do you leave it in the cemetery, draw it back, what?
Player: I leave it in. No, I take it out.
DM: So... you do the hokey-pokey?
