Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Zenda
Jul. 30th, 2005 11:04 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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mistful wrote the beautiful summary of Troy with the immortal lines
Well I recently discovered that the very next movie summary on her lj is Prisoner of Azkaban, which, ::squee!!:: Even though I like the guy who plays Lupin, and disagreed with a number of other opinions of hers, it's still hysterical. She has a fairly long analysis of the movie before going on to the summary, so feel free to skip if you're not a fangirl.
Excerpts:
CUARON: There's this scene where a teacher comes out of the closet dressed in women's clothing? Man, I love kids' movies and their total lack of subtlety in symbolism!
ALAN RICKMAN: Do you? I do not.
HERMIONE: Men. Can't live without them. Am too smart for anyone to believe I killed them by accident.
HERMIONE: Buckbeak's being executed! *clings passionately to Ron*
HARRY: I need love too! *clings passionately to Hermione*
RON: *clings passionately to rat*
AUDIENCE: *gets kind of worried about Ron*
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Also: check out new icon, courtesy of Stickers For Parents, whichmedee6040 pointed out to me a while ago. I really wanted to iconize "Just Because I'm a Mom Doesn't Mean I Care", but couldn't make it small enough. ::sniff::
mistful wrote the beautiful summary of Troy with the immortal linesWell I recently discovered that the very next movie summary on her lj is Prisoner of Azkaban, which, ::squee!!:: Even though I like the guy who plays Lupin, and disagreed with a number of other opinions of hers, it's still hysterical. She has a fairly long analysis of the movie before going on to the summary, so feel free to skip if you're not a fangirl.
Excerpts:
CUARON: There's this scene where a teacher comes out of the closet dressed in women's clothing? Man, I love kids' movies and their total lack of subtlety in symbolism!
ALAN RICKMAN: Do you? I do not.
HERMIONE: Men. Can't live without them. Am too smart for anyone to believe I killed them by accident.
HERMIONE: Buckbeak's being executed! *clings passionately to Ron*
HARRY: I need love too! *clings passionately to Hermione*
RON: *clings passionately to rat*
AUDIENCE: *gets kind of worried about Ron*
Also: check out new icon, courtesy of Stickers For Parents, which
medee6040 pointed out to me a while ago. I really wanted to iconize "Just Because I'm a Mom Doesn't Mean I Care", but couldn't make it small enough. ::sniff::
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Date: 2005-07-30 03:26 pm (UTC)CUARON: He loses the game so he feels his MANHOOD is CRUSHED! And then we ACTUALLY CRUSH his big flying stick! *chokes on glee*
*dies laughing*
Except I'm surprised she sees chemistry between Rupert & Emma, b/c one of the more annoying things for me about the movie is that I see all the natural chemistry between Emma & Daniel, which leaves Ron/Hermione feeling unforunately forced.
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Date: 2005-07-30 03:45 pm (UTC)HERMIONE: Secret gym underneath aisle 12. Also, my pink jacket? Is magic.
HARRY: Wicked.
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Date: 2005-07-30 05:15 pm (UTC)LOL yeah, the whole stick thing had me snorting milk. Especially
AUDIENCE: Because the sticks are, in fact, their magic wands? In fact?
CUARON: I don't have to work under these conditions. I am an arteeste.
::dying::