Finding Peace

[ciroccoj]

From jessebee, this is too important to not share:

Inner Peace
I am passing this on to you because it definitely works for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.


Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

Comments

[linaelyn.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU.

[snarkhunter.livejournal.com]

*snort*

My aunt sent me that once. I have two bottles of wine and a bottle of vodka that I could finish off...