NOT making this up

[ciroccoj]

From my friend Sarah:

http://www.crochetmycrotch.com/

Yes, you read it right. No, not work-safe.

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[cabenson.livejournal.com]

Oh my!

[officerjudy.livejournal.com]

There's tudorlady's next craft project.

::runs away, cackling evilly::

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!

[jessebee.livejournal.com]

If I laugh any harder I'm gonna break something, oh my gods...::trails off into incoherent snickers::

[(Anonymous)]

So, um, did you see the part where she'll custom crochet a crotch for you? Like, for instance, as a tea cozy.

Tea cozy.

Sarah

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

You ::points up at sugarkane_59 are gonna die a slow, painful death when I get my hands on you.

Besides, I already have a crotch, which is quite adequate for my own purposes... not to mention that I don't know how to crochet. Really, I don't. I can't knit, either. I can do damn near everything else, but not that.

[bandgeek.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaha ...