Mostly visuals, and some naughty words
Mar. 19th, 2006 10:54 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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neonnurse:
Take the pictures you like the best from the first page of Google Images results for the following entries:
1. The city/town where you grew up, no quotation marks.
OK, I cheated, this is Santiago, Chile, the city where I was born and lived for the first five years of my life. The city where I actually grew up is Ottawa, Ontario, but since I'm also currently living here, I decided to use Santiago for my first picture.
2. The city/town where you currently reside.
I cheated again. I just couldn't decide which picture I liked most. I love Ottawa.
3. Your name, first and last, but again, no quotes.
No kidding, this is what came up. Even though there are at least two Jimena Bordes who are photographers (one in Argentina and one in Germany) my own pictures showed up on Google images. No idea why.
4. Your grandmother's name.
This was one of the tamer pictures googled under "Olga." I'd always thought Olga was the name of somebody tiny and proper and very old, like my grandmother. Um, no. Olga wears a bikini. Olga writhes. Olga is hella flexible. Olga has a picture called "Olga Breasts out.jpg." And oh my yes, they are.
5. Your favorite food.
6. Your favorite drink.
(I also like getting caught in the rain.)
7. Your favorite smell.
The main reason I could never go Atkins.
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Random quote, from The Matrix: Reloaded:
Merovingian: I have sampled every language, French is my favourite – fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards de cul de ta mere. You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it.
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Sarah often totally makes my day. Today I got this in my mailbox:
neonnurse:Take the pictures you like the best from the first page of Google Images results for the following entries:
1. The city/town where you grew up, no quotation marks.
OK, I cheated, this is Santiago, Chile, the city where I was born and lived for the first five years of my life. The city where I actually grew up is Ottawa, Ontario, but since I'm also currently living here, I decided to use Santiago for my first picture.
2. The city/town where you currently reside.
I cheated again. I just couldn't decide which picture I liked most. I love Ottawa.
3. Your name, first and last, but again, no quotes.
No kidding, this is what came up. Even though there are at least two Jimena Bordes who are photographers (one in Argentina and one in Germany) my own pictures showed up on Google images. No idea why.
4. Your grandmother's name.
This was one of the tamer pictures googled under "Olga." I'd always thought Olga was the name of somebody tiny and proper and very old, like my grandmother. Um, no. Olga wears a bikini. Olga writhes. Olga is hella flexible. Olga has a picture called "Olga Breasts out.jpg." And oh my yes, they are.
5. Your favorite food.
6. Your favorite drink.
(I also like getting caught in the rain.)
7. Your favorite smell.
The main reason I could never go Atkins.
Random quote, from The Matrix: Reloaded:
Merovingian: I have sampled every language, French is my favourite – fantastic language, especially to curse with. Nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperies de connards de cul de ta mere. You see, it's like wiping your arse with silk, I love it.
Sarah often totally makes my day. Today I got this in my mailbox:
