How Pure Am I?

[ciroccoj]

So I'm thinking I really should go to the site that Kyllikki found with an IQ test, but instead what do I do? I find out that there's an online Purity Test so I go skipping on over, and after several loud eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW's! as I read through the items, I find out that I score

64½%

on the Purity Scale.

There you go. Still don't know my IQ.

Fond memories of taking this ever-so-many years ago, in first year university. And one of my floormates (male, drunk) telling another floormate (female, drunk) that there was no way she could have scored on the "Have you ever gotten someone really, really drunk in order to have sex with them" question, because men can't do it when they're that drunk. "You can't push a rope uphill!!" he yelled at her, after attempting several other euphemisms to explain his reasoning to her.

"But I have dunnit!! I have dunnit, I have pushed a rope upHILL!!" she yelled back.

Aah, we were all so young. :sigh:

I scored 64½% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!

Take the test here!

Comments

[snarkhunter.livejournal.com]

hee! I don't know my IQ, either, but I know my purity score.

And it is high, my friend. Very, very high.

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

:) :) :)

From my hazy memory of our university Purity Test, the girl who pushed the rope uphill scored, to my memory, 48 (out of possible 171). The guy who said it couldn't be done scored 60-something. I scored 36. Another female friend of mine scored 34. Another male friend scored 76, and we were all impressed and a little curious. My boyfriend at the time scored 25, and I resolved to raise that. I did, too ;)

Another female friend scored 19 and another male friend scored, I kid you not, 2.

2.

That was for 'taking pleasure in someone else's misfortune,' which he figured he had to have done at some point in his life. For the rest... he was an intact virgin, never even tasted alcohol, let alone drugs, never been arrested. Pretty impressive for a 19-yr old.

Needless to say, he's raised that since then. Not from drugs or alcohol, but judging from his Dirty Dancing performance with a girlfriend at a wedding a few years later, we figured he must have raised it to a 20 at least. Just what they was doing on the dance floor would've rated a few points.

Fun in college

[gypsum.livejournal.com]

Or not.

I don't think I've ever had that much fun at this place. If that can be counted as fun. Which, if you compare it to endless Friday and Saturday nights spent in one's dormroom working, it is fun.

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

Oh, I went to Queen's University in Kingston. It rather pretentiously calls itself "The Harvard of the North" because it's got the highest incoming student GPA's in the country and is one of the most respected educational institutions in Canada. It's also got the richest and most spoiled students in the country - when a string of lightbulb jokes came out about the various Canadian universities, the one for Queen's was, "How many ... None. Mumsy and Daddy get 'the help' to do it."

Anyway. Creme de la creme of Canada's youth. The leaders of tomorrow. Our hope for the future. And what they spend most of their four years doing is partying like it's going out of style, terrorizing the local townsfolk, and sleeping off the night before. Queen's parties have actually made it onto David Letterman's Top Ten Lists once or twice. Victoria Hall, which used to be an all-female residence, was on the "Top Ten places to lose your virginity in North America."

So, my Purity Score? Peanuts, compared to most Queen's grads, I'm sure.