He's with us he's the ghost, he's here!

[ciroccoj]

• We're watching The Phantom of the Opera and Chris keeps making little hubba-hubba noises and faces during the Music of the Night piece - you know, "Close your eyes/And surrender to your darkest dreams," "Open up your mind, let your fantasies unwind," "Grasp it, sense it, tremulous and tender..."
  
  Phantom: (singing) You alone can make my song take flight...
  Chris: (sotto voce) ... 'cause it wouldn't sound nearly as romantic to say "You alone can help me get a stiffie."
  
  
• Quick question for anyone who has seen Phantom (the movie): why is my Rita Skeeter icon appropriate?
  
  ::crickets::
  
  Anybody?