ciroccoj | Ten Day Meme: Day 7 (+ Overheard from today's Kids' D&D)

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot sometimes.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever).
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two images that describe your life right now, and why.
Day Ten: One confession
1. Reader comments on news stories
2. Advertising
3. People walking through a room I am currently sweeping
4. Selfishness
Game Master Chris: ::calculating the numbers for the attack:: And this ogre does a Slash Attack... five points of damage... the goblin shoots an arrow at you... ten points of damage... the other ogre does a Gore Attack... Al Gore comes leaping out at you, it's very painful...

Chris: Their leader cries out "You shall not pass! Our god laughs at your puny strength! Mwahahaha!!" What do you answer?
Player 1: "Do not dare to challenge our honour! We shall prevail!"
Player 2: "Do not mock our warrior's strength! He shall slay you!"
Player 3: "Take heed to our warning! You shall be killed!"
Player 4: "And shut up!"

Chris: The trap is going to kill you unless you rectify this.
Player 1: You what?
Player 2: Rectumfy?
Chris: Yes, you're going to rectumfy it. The trap will reappear in somebody else's rectum.