Ah, the e-freedom of hanging out with e-pervs!

[ciroccoj]

Got this from my friend Sarah, who's hardly a prude but whose main blog audience is somewhat more PG-rated than mine ;)

Me, I figure an f-list that brought me such gems as the genital jewellery site (do you still have that URL, bear?) and the vaginal pumelo (URL, heathers?) and the vibrator discussion wouldn't mind the following:

Germans Skydiving!


This is why I love you guys so much. You make me feel positively vanilla in comparison ;)



Except when we actually compare... um, activity, and I end up looking like the original Whore of Babylon next to y'all...

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[heathers.livejournal.com]

Ahem. Do you have something you need to share with the class, Cir? <bats eyelashes>

-H

PS My pumelo vagina links don't work anymore--I think I had them hosted on my old ISP. Maybe I'll put them in fotopic some day. :)

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

Ahem. Do you have something you need to share with the class, Cir?

::looking demure:: I'm sure I have no idea what you're asking about.


Actually, the sad thing is that I have (almost) nothing to share with the class except the results of one of those 'getting to know you' memes, where almost my entire f-list ended up filling in "none" or "one" under "How many sexual partners have you had?" The real hussies said "two". My number was... somewhat higher than that.

I comforted myself by thinking that most of you are a lot younger than me. It was a fleeting comfort; I'd had the same number since I was 21.

[snarkhunter.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

::waves::

Yeah, I actually bring purity scores *up* by association. ::sigh:: I know for a fact that some LJers--who are about 10 years younger than my 25--have lower scores than I do.

I am and have always been what you might call a "late bloomer." Especially next to my shameless hussy friends. ;)

But it's great! I get such an education! ::wanders off, laughing::

[tudorlady.livejournal.com]

and the vibrator discussion

Ahem. I resemble that remark. ::snork!::

[bear.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I had forgotten all about that until now.

Thank you SO much. No, really.

;)

[ninja-kat.livejournal.com]

::LOL::snort::LOL::

. o . my . god . Does anyone know what the host is saying?

Obviously, I've been missing out on some *educational* stuff!

:)

Host

[(Anonymous)]

The host is basically saying typical late-night talk show host stuff. Picture Jay Leno before a 'silly headline' kind of moment.

He says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, then I thought I'd find something else that would be fun. And what else than sky diving. Ok, They put their parachutes on...safety-concious people...but get ready, in a momment, riiiight *here*." That sort of thing.

I can't tell you how much it killed me to not blog that! It's priceless. But the sweet Christian homeschoolers would probably short-circuit no matter how I worded that disclaimer!

Sigh.

Sarah

[zazuomgwtf.livejournal.com]

one would assume that skydiving like that would be uberuncomfortable, things flapping around like that and all. *shrug*

[jessebee.livejournal.com]

Gee, you wanna compare, uhm, activity notes? ::she said with an evil grin:: My "partners" list would be rather higher than two, as well, and I'm waaaay past age 21.

[ninja-kat.livejournal.com]

Ahem, yes, I guess I'm a fellow trollop too. :)

You Tart!

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I feel downright pervy compared to my blog crowd. I wonder what the proportion of homeschoolers who wear thong underwear would work out to be?

Sarah