Sotired.
Got up. Had breakfast. Sent an e-mail gross-out bomb to
bear, in retaliation for her insidious pimpage of Potterfic, inviting her to ( picture this: )
Shopped for goddaughter's present. Drove to Kingston (2 hours). Hada fight an intense discussion on the way. Got there at 4. Helped organize party room and take kids to pool and watch kids in pool and change kids after pool and serve pizza, cake & juice and coordinate toy unwrapping and cleaning up party and drove back to goddaughter's house and spent an hour or so there and drove home.
Highlights: birthday girl (just turned seven) opens a bag holding one of her first gifts, eyes widen, big grin, and she pulls out: "Batteries!! Oh, cool!! I can use these for one of my toys, right Papa?"
"I think there might be something else in that bag, sweetie. Like, a toy."
Birthday dad commenting on the end of the party, after we'd tossed dirty paper plates and located swimsuits and sent everyone home: It's like the end of a college kegger; you know, there's three plates that aren't broken, and somebody left behind a pair of panties.
Got home at midnight. Kids to bed. Checked e-mail. Vicious retaliation by
bear: links to at least three Potter fics and two authors, and a horrifying threat to use the above visualisation as inspiration. Damn you,
bear. Damn. You.
... now following the links she sent...
Got up. Had breakfast. Sent an e-mail gross-out bomb to
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Shopped for goddaughter's present. Drove to Kingston (2 hours). Had
Highlights: birthday girl (just turned seven) opens a bag holding one of her first gifts, eyes widen, big grin, and she pulls out: "Batteries!! Oh, cool!! I can use these for one of my toys, right Papa?"
"I think there might be something else in that bag, sweetie. Like, a toy."
Birthday dad commenting on the end of the party, after we'd tossed dirty paper plates and located swimsuits and sent everyone home: It's like the end of a college kegger; you know, there's three plates that aren't broken, and somebody left behind a pair of panties.
Got home at midnight. Kids to bed. Checked e-mail. Vicious retaliation by
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... now following the links she sent...