what home school moms talk about when nobody's listening

Mom #1: [talking about how much her daughters loved Snow White when they were little, and how they all knew all the songs, watched it all the time, and how deeply she loathed it by the time the obsession was finally finished]

Mom #2: You know, I never got Snow White. I mean, one woman, living with seven little men? What was up with that?

Mom #3: Yeah it is a little weird, isn't it.

Mom #1: Oh god, my innocence is totally damaged. I'm never going to be able to look at the movie the same way.

Me: Ever hear George Carlin's take on it? He did this routine about how nursery tales and stories were all about drugs-

Mom #3: Alice in Wonderland sure was, anway.

Me: So he goes through all seven dwarfs, talks about what they were all in to. Dopey, of course-

Mom #3: Yeah that one's obvious.

Me: And Sleepy was too many ludes, Grumpy was too much speed-

Mom #1: Sneezy would have to be a little cokehead, right?

Me: Yeah. Doc was a connection.

Mom #1: What about Happy?

Me: He was into everything. Oh, yeah, and Bashful. He didn't do drugs, he was paranoid all on his own.

Mom #1: And Snow White-

Mom #3: Well that one's kind of obvious.

Mom #2: Running around, taking care of seven little men.

Mom #1: Drug-addicted little men.

Mom #3: Oh my god, she was running a little Disney crack-house in the forest.

Ontario Sucks/Roll the dice to see if I'm getting drunk

OK, well, the other day I posted the lyrics to Ontario Sucks, by either the Arrogant Worms or The Trolls, but the link I provided to download the actual file apparently led to Dungeons and Dragons. Which, while quite funny, is not the same as Ontario Sucks at all.

So here is Ontario Sucks, for real this time. At least, I hope so. That's what I tried to upload, anyway.

Oh and BTW, somebody made a beautiful Harry Potter icon to the tune of the D&D thing, but I don't remember who. Help?