Kids' D&D

Chris: Now remember, all of you have a role to play here; the warriors do battle almost to the point of death, the clerics heal the warriors, and the bards play music to inspire the warriors or intimidate your enemies, and so on. So, Bard Phlynx, what do you do?
[Kid playing Phlynx]: I play inspiring music!
Chris: OK, and then-
[Kid playing Phlynx]: I play We Are The Champions, by Queen!
Other players: All right!!