UGH

It's eight o'clock on a Saturday. Why have I been awake since seven? We have nothing to do until taekwon-do at eleven, and I haven't slept more than 5-6 hours a night in weeks.

Quotable Chris

"So I'm downstairs doing the cat's litter, filling her water bowl, topping up her food, around the same time as I figured out later that you were upstairs putting the leftover fish into the fridge. So she comes downstairs and looks at me, looks at her dish, and looks at me again like she's saying, 'This is wonderful. Thank you so much. You are my master, and you have cleaned out my litter and given me fresh food and water and that's all great, I'm so happy and I'm so grateful to you. ::pause:: The mistress, however? I have no respect for her at all.'"

Hidden talents

Justin has been singing perfectly in tune. Not a sour note to be heard. This from a boy who can't sing "Happy Birthday" to save his life.

He's singing "Shot in the Dark" by Ozzy Osbourne. Chris is so proud.