Quotable Chris

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"So I'm downstairs doing the cat's litter, filling her water bowl, topping up her food, around the same time as I figured out later that you were upstairs putting the leftover fish into the fridge. So she comes downstairs and looks at me, looks at her dish, and looks at me again like she's saying, 'This is wonderful. Thank you so much. You are my master, and you have cleaned out my litter and given me fresh food and water and that's all great, I'm so happy and I'm so grateful to you. ::pause:: The mistress, however? I have no respect for her at all.'"