"First entry of the month" meme

First sentence of each first entry of the month. Funny how re-reading the posts brought back my complete ticked-off-edness at the green belt guy who was so condescending in August :D :D :D

January
And all the best for 2010!
February
Milu - send, wk II
March
Chris: Why did you cut up that red pepper?
April
Do certain items of clothing remind you of people or events from your past?
May
Slept about four (bad) hours last night.
June
Taking a shower upon coming home? Priceless.
July
Happy Thursday, everyone else :D :D :D
August
Thanks so much for your solicitude in trying to make sure the little red belt lady didn't strain herself kicking too high during today's drill.
September
Apparently, drug deals are now conducted in twelve-year-old AOElese.
October
TRANSFER OF OFFENDERS ACT
November
I would rather just let the day end with a heartfelt sigh of relief.
December
Geneviève Bergeron (born 1968), civil engineering student