Riddle me this:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is not an appropriate movie to show eigth-graders. Too violent.

Total Recall, on the other hand, is a great movie that they should really watch when they get the chance.


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Where's a magic wand when you really need it?

Anyone who can come up with a cure for migraines would be... I'm fresh out of clever with respect to what they would be. Geniuses? Saints?

Justin's fine now. It's 10:57 and he's playing on the computer. Bright eyed and utterly sleepless, as he spent the evening sleeping off a killer migraine. When he wasn't sleeping, he was crying and occasionally screaming from the pain. And trying - and failing - to throw up.

I hate genetics.