I'd like to order five more of the same, please

Well, we've survived an entire year with a teenager in the house. And if the next five years can be as wonderful as this one was, we will send a heartfelt thanks to the universe for giving us such an incredibly cool, kind, and generous kid.

Happy 14th Birthday, Daniel. You're spacey and a little too quick to lose your temper - you inherited that from me, as Justin inherited migraines from Daddy - but you and your brother both make us incredibly proud of you, every single day.