Santa visits the Global Village

Good Lord, doesn't anybody ever stay in one place any more? We're trying to figure out what's going on over Christmas, and suddenly it occurs to me that when you put together everyone who we thought we might end up seeing over the holidays, their current locations include Calgary, Toronto, Vancouver, Winnipeg, Philadelphia, somewhere in California, Singapore, Norway, Malaysia, and Greece. And I'm only counting parents, grandparents and siblings here. No cousins or other non-nuclear family or friends.