Dear Sir:

It was a two-lane highway. I was going 10% over the speed limit. If that wasn't fast enough for you, you could have passed me. Did you need to become my proctologist for 80km?

I love my kid

Daniel and Justin discovered Weird Al Yankovic a while ago - from White and Nerdy - and recently they rejoiced in Perform This Way and Party in the CIA. So today Daniel says, "I kinda wanna see Party in the USA, just to see what it's about."

We look it up, watch Miley Cyrus gyrate for one verse, Daniel is fascinated, then says, "Yeah OK that's enough," and goes back to his book.

I burst out laughing. "Not a fan?"

"Yeah, no, Weird Al's is much better. I mean, it's nice to see where he got the idea, but ugh."