Talk Radio
Jan. 19th, 2005 05:36 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
ciroccojDriving to campus, tuned into (I think) KISS-FM, where the djs were apparently talking to somebody from the military who was upset about the latest development on gay marriage:A gay old time on base: New military policy allows chaplains to marry same-sex couples. I actually started to feel bad for the guy as the djs fell over themselves laughing at him. Happily, he seemed to be able to laugh at himself too ;)
Male DJ: So... what, you're afraid that two guys are gonna get married, strip off their uniforms, lather each other up with Crisco and get busy right on the parade field?
Caller: Well, no, but-
Male DJ: Yeah, I think you are. Relax! Not gonna happen!
Female DJ: So are you worried that they're gonna... oh... get ::stage whisper:: married?!
Caller: I just don't know what they're gonna do next.
Male DJ: You just don't trust yourself, that's what it is, if guys are going around and-
Female DJ: You just don't trust the average military guy - you, I bet you're thinking of all these soldiers running around in little bath-house towels - you gotta relax, man, nothing bad is gonna happen!
Male DJ: Nobody is gonna take down your pants and have their way with you, unless you say please!
Female DJ: Buddy! Come on! It's like that old whining, Well, what about the showers, what about having those guys in the looking at us in the showers - well, you don't have to look back!
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Oh, and BTW? The Tomato Soup Cake is absolutely for real, and it is very, very good. Tastes a tiny bit like pumpkin pie. Justin and I cooked it solely out of morbid curiosity, because Justin really hates tomatoes. He ended up asking for seconds and thirds, and begging to get another piece in his lunch today. Who knew.
Male DJ: So... what, you're afraid that two guys are gonna get married, strip off their uniforms, lather each other up with Crisco and get busy right on the parade field?
Caller: Well, no, but-
Male DJ: Yeah, I think you are. Relax! Not gonna happen!
Female DJ: So are you worried that they're gonna... oh... get ::stage whisper:: married?!
Caller: I just don't know what they're gonna do next.
Male DJ: You just don't trust yourself, that's what it is, if guys are going around and-
Female DJ: You just don't trust the average military guy - you, I bet you're thinking of all these soldiers running around in little bath-house towels - you gotta relax, man, nothing bad is gonna happen!
Male DJ: Nobody is gonna take down your pants and have their way with you, unless you say please!
Female DJ: Buddy! Come on! It's like that old whining, Well, what about the showers, what about having those guys in the looking at us in the showers - well, you don't have to look back!
Oh, and BTW? The Tomato Soup Cake is absolutely for real, and it is very, very good. Tastes a tiny bit like pumpkin pie. Justin and I cooked it solely out of morbid curiosity, because Justin really hates tomatoes. He ended up asking for seconds and thirds, and begging to get another piece in his lunch today. Who knew.
