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[ciroccoj]

I also love Chris' occasional snark.

I'm telling him about one of the most amazing things I've ever read on Law & Order ff.n (direct quote: "[they] had another date. This one was more succesful and they did plenty of kissing"). Then I tell him there's been a lot of reviews for it.

"What, 'Please stop?'"

"No, no! Like 'this is sogood! Ur amazzing!' and 'oooh! I luuuv this! More more!' and 'I luv this story even thogh I don't know any of the characters-'"

"That's because it's on past your bedtime, sweetie," Chris comments.

And on a totally unrelated note, I finally found the words to a poem all my friends and I used to recite on a regular basis at Queen's.

I remember her eyes
Across the yawning abyss of a week and a half.
I remember their brown glow
Lighting the room like a shock of azure sky.
Azure... blue... they were blue.
Right.
Blue as ocean water
In its deepest emerald hues.
Emerald... green... they were, they were green.
Greeny-blue... sort of aquamarine, with little, uh brown, brownish flecks-
OK, I remember her tits.

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[ex-senza930.livejournal.com]

"That's because it's on past your bedtime, sweetie," Chris comments.

Hee!

[snarkhunter.livejournal.com]

::weeping::

First, the poem? Hilarious.

And Chris? Even more so.

Lemme guess...that story is that god-awful Rey/Mary Sue one, right?

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

Oh dear, was it obvious? I usually try not to badmouth other fics or ficwriters - I figure beauty is in the eye of the reader and there's probably plenty of people out there who'd roll their eyes at my stuff too - but this was really too, too much.

Yeah. The Rey/Mary Sue. God help us all. I've nicknamed it The Big Ball of Wrong III - not to be confused with a Rey/Ed and a Rey/Mike I read a long time ago, Big Balls of Wrong I and II respectively.

And you know what? I think this one is actually bigger, rounder, and wronger than the first two. I didn't think it was possible ::expression of stunned disbelief::

Something to ponder:

[kalio-plaid.livejournal.com]

Why is it that so many Rey/Mary Sues are godawful, while there are actually quite a few decent Mike/Mary Sues? *ponders*

Small But Frightening Ball of Wrong: follow the dancing link! *backs off a few paces, ducks and covers, waits for explosion* Bwa ha ha.

Re: Something to ponder:

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

Small But Frightening Ball of Wrong: follow the dancing link!

WHY??!!! OH WHY??!!

::wailing::Did I wrong you in some past life?