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So I'm sitting there, at the lunch counter, drinking my coffee, when my buddy's doughnut comes charging at me. And it starts kicking my coffee! Just whaling on it - beating the sh*t outta my coffee!

Coffee wasn't strong enough to defend itself.

Date: 2005-03-26 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daf9.livejournal.com
Don't you just HATE it when that happens?

:-)

Date: 2005-03-26 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish!

Sarah

Re: :-)

Date: 2005-03-26 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snarkhunter.livejournal.com
(With apologies to [livejournal.com profile] ciroccoj and [livejournal.com profile] bear, my two favorite lawyers-to-be.)

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows. When the lights come on, they all skitter back under the rug.

Re: :-)

Date: 2005-03-27 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ciroccoj.livejournal.com
LOL!!

How have I not heard that one before?!

Date: 2005-03-26 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] linaelyn.livejournal.com
ahahahahaha! Thanks for that.

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